Once in a while I’ll scan the local Christian radio stations out of curiosity. I did so again last night, listening to a few minutes of a sermon. The pastor proceeded to tell of his interactions with people who ask about his stance on marijuana.

They’ll ask him,

“Are you for the legalization of marijuana?”

To which the pastor responds: “I’m for the legalization of Maranatha.”

 

 

 

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I did not hear the church audience laugh.

 

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